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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 always follows 6!"
Next Joke
"I used to talk to my cat, but I stopped, because my dog told me I was crazy."
"Sports are a lot like porn... Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money."
"My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick."
"What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console? Wednesday"
"Me: I'm not going to drink in 2017 *in hospital 3 days later* Doctor: You have to drink water you idiot"
"Bought a water at the airport and now one of my kids can't go to college."
"I can't believe how racist star wars is. Of course the only black guy never knew his father."
"It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or No"" she replied."
"What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !"