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Joke of the Day

"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"

"Dear students, I know when you're texting Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."

"I accidentally hit my ex-girlfriend today going 85mph with my car on purpose."

"How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch."

"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."

"Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience."

"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"

"I fucked a sarcastic girl. She loved it."

"A really big joke... r/jokes"

"Girls always think I'm ugly until they see what's in my bank account Then they think I'm ugly AND poor"