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Joke of the Day

"How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch."

"My friend fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him."

"Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives."

"I have a problem with commitment Never mind that joke is lame anyway"

"What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom? r/showerthoughts"

"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."

"Maybe I forgot to text back. Maybe it's Maybelline."

"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit."

"Wish our neighbors would splurge on quieter hookers."

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