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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience."

"Why did the blond not come out of the shower? Because the bottle said to lather, rinse, and repeat."

"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."

"What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B"

"[airport security] *BEEP* Ma'am, step through again *BEEP* Nice try pal, I'm not removing my Slayer shirt Ma'am, please it's too much metal"

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window."

"""haha yeah totally"" - me to cab drivers"

"How do you make holy water from just plain water? You boil the hell out of it."

"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."

"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"