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Joke of the Day
"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"
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"Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end? It was unmiscible."
"Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out."
"I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%."
"Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends. NaH, sounds like a bad idea"
"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? One of them left the chamber alive."
"Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet."
"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."
"How does one think the unthinkable? With an iethberg."
"I had to get a Mastectomy last year... Whew, glad I got that off my chest."