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Joke of the Day

"Trump is a great guy. He's giving two million illegal immigrants free trips to Mexico."

"I bet most braille on public signs says: ""How did you know this was here?"""

"I always hate going into my cousin's house. He vapes e-cigarettes constantly... ...so whenever I leave there, I end up smelling like an ashlesstray."

"Having sex with your clone... Is it incest or masturbation?"

"Isn't there part of everyone that hopes the Mayan calander is right? #letswrapitup #endofworld #creditcardbill"

"*holds flashlight under chin Me: suddenly the mystery of... Son: haha Dad has like 3 chins *drops flashlight Me: SANTA CLAUS IS FAKE!!"

"Turns out Chlamydia is much easier to get than it is to spell."

"Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger."

"Have you ever said something and immediately thought ""I didn't know I knew that."""

"Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blond too."