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Joke of the Day

"A really big joke... r/jokes"

"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."

"What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee? Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee."

"I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other."

"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."

"It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named ""Bed"" ""Bath"" and ""Beyonce."""

"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank!"

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder"

"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self"""