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Joke of the Day

"A really big joke... r/jokes"

"Why was the pilot dying? Because he had terminal cancer."

"Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?... I guess Alaska professional!"

"I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction. I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now."

"Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof."

"I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience"

"Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then maybe you're dating an onion and not a man."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together."

"How do you make soup from a computer? It's easy; just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes."

"At funerals instead of crying, I tie the dead person's shoe laces together. It's not stupid. What if he comes back as a zombie?"