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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. You push them both aside and keep on eating."

"What do you call a really annoying Jewish women? ....Ausbitch."

"I decided not to let C into my fancy club. It lacks class."

"ethiopian food"

"What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!"

"A father says to his son, Father: son stop masturbating so much or you'll go blind Son: dad I'm over here"

"When it comes to making jokes about heart palpitations I never skip a beat"

"I shot a Black Man the other day I got charged with impersonating a Police Officer."