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Joke of the Day

"The Holocaust Wasn't That Bad ""The holocaust wasn't that bad."" ""Of course it was!"" ""I'm going to go out and kill a million Jews and one clown."" ""Why the clown?"" ""See, no one cares about the Jews."""

"Girls can be so ungrateful sometimes... I made breakfast in bed for her and instead of saying ""Thank you"", she was all shouty like ""How the hell did you get in my house...?"""

"I used to think LOL meant lots of love. Oh! You're Aunt died? So sorry. LOL! Took me years to rebuild friendships."

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."

"What do dark humour and food have in common? Only some people get it."

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she."

"you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker"

"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"

"[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs. 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Faithfulness And what we actually learn? Doggy style"

"My girlfriend gave me a handjob yesterday... and told me ""My God, your penis is huge!"" I replied, ""You're pulling my leg!"""