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Joke of the Day
"What do dark humour and food have in common? Only some people get it."
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"Well it's taken 10 years, but I've just finished my first book.... I think I will start reading another tomorrow.."
"Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition that sounds like a cool as shit superpower."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."
"How do you make five pounds of fat fun? Add a nipple."
"Can we hold off on finding a cure for cancer for a minute and focus on getting the timing right on automatic faucets in public restrooms?"
"How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern."
"My girlfriend spends all her money on expensive perfumes.. I feel like she has no common scents."
"So there I was at my favorite seafood restaurant having dinner, and I told David, my favorite waiter, that TONIGHT I wanted my fish exactly how I like my wife... ...""Battered it is, sir."""
"How can you tell if a girl is under 18? Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter."