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Joke of the Day
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."
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"All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?"
"Alchoholic invester Is liquidating his assets"
"You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving."
"Women like you are hard to find.. My ex wanted to know if still thought of her. Quite often I said. ""Women like you are hard to find. Most of you are in state hospitals."""
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff.. Bahh, dum, hiss"
"Superman ruins a lot of button down shirts."
"What do you call a person with.. A phone."
"4/20 It's Hitler's birthday today... ... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to ""Smoking a J"""
"Did you hear about the new Strip Club made for Eskimos? They call it a Brrrlesque."