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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she."
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"I'm glad they outlawed texting while driving. I can finally get some use out of this calligraphy set."
"The Quark joke Mad they are, the up is not the top. The down is no the bottom, they can be charming but also strange because they only stick to the same sex."
"What the difference between a police car and a porcupine? With a police car, the pricks are on the inside"
"This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people"
"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"
"I went to a zoo, but they only had one animal there. That animal was was a dog. It was a shitzu."
"[Creation] God: *creates the crab Crab: ""wtf?"" God:""You're a crab"" Crab:""wtf?"" God:""Now go forth"" Crab: *walks sideways ""WTAF?!"""
"What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!"
"My lesbian friend gave a me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think she understood when I said: ""I wanna watch."""