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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !"
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"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"
"1.Open Facebook 2.Search for a pic with 4 girls 3.Coment: ""You 3 look so pretty!"" 4.Enjoy"
"Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels"
"I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."
"What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums? Norman Rock Wells."
"Air Bud trembles in fear after the opposing team drapes a basketball jersey over a vacuum cleaner and puts it on their starting lineup."
"OMG THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE THE THOUGHT OF WINNING AFTER A NOMINATION IS A PHENOMENA THAT BLOWS MY MIND HOW DID IT HAPPEN - All Emmy winners"
"What do you call drunken cunnilingus? Lick'er."