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Joke of the Day

"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"

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"joe: siri address me as poopyhead siri: okay poopyhead *obama enters* barack: joe have you seen my phone? joe: yep here *runs away giggling*"
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"What I say: I'm on a diet. What my mom hears: please cook delicious food and buy chocolate."
"A man put an ad in the newspaper, saying ""WIFE WANTED"". The next day, he had hundreds of letters, saying ""You can have mine"""