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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."
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"Not to brag, but I still fit into the low self-esteem I wore in high school."
"My welcome mat says, ""Oh shit! Not you again!"""
"SEO Expert walks into a bar... An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."
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"If you're American walking into the bathroom and you're American walking out of the bathroon, what're you in the bathroom? European"
"Why didn't Edward get on the plane? Cause it was snowed-in."
"Since Justin Bieber has the ""Beliebers"" and Lady Gaga has the ""Little Monsters"" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans ""Thickeheads."""
"Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad? From the looks of it, your dad won"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks"