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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag, but I still fit into the low self-esteem I wore in high school."

"Gas is under $2 a gallon and Suge just killed a guy... Looks like the '90's are back!!"

"NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!"

"They call me Moses. Cause I parted that Red Sea last night."

"Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, ""Still not as good as Monica's."""

"Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time."

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick...and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window."

"What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry? Your mum"

"Police commissioner, do we have any leads in the Trump assassination case? It's too early to tell, but we have reason to believe the gun belonged to Gov. Jeb Bush"