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Joke of the Day

"If you're American walking into the bathroom and you're American walking out of the bathroon, what're you in the bathroom? European"

"I don't know. I feel like a zoo that specialized in morbidly obese animals would be a fun time but I've had a few drinks so I don't know."

"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!"

"What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?"

"Despite whatever Gene Simmons says, Chuck Norris IS Doctor Love."

"What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady? Depends"

"Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ??? Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ??..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off..."

"What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons? They both cantaloupe."

"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."

"Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out, they asked him ""How do your pants fit?"" The man responded, ""Like a glove""."