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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"
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"Knock knock Who's there? I smell a map. I smell a map who? Gross."
"What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original) Amoeba Mcentire"
"What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!"
"Tried to have sex on a railroad track, but the train came first."
"A polio survivor walks into a bar...... Wait I fucked it up."
"Ben Carson ZZZzzzzzz"
"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."
"I left some acorns in the spot where I killed a squirrel because I'm thoughtful. Also because a gang of squirrels burned a cross in my yard."
"Cop 1: You think Simon will escape? Cop 2: Nah, he's locked up in there good. Simon: Simon Says free me. Cop 1: Dang it, he got us."