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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks"

"What's better Jesus or a picture of Jesus A picture because it only takes one nail to hang a picture."

"What's a porn star's favorite dessert? Cookies and MILF"

"I prefer regular taxis to Uber in NYC cause the driver and I can both treat each other like shit without worrying about getting a bad grade"

"There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)"

"The most significant change brought about in the 2ist century is the decline of photographers and photography studios. They've both been replaced.... By camera phones and bathrooms."

"I just created a new rhythm. I really wanted to tell everyone but I didn't want to make a song and dance of it"

"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating!"

"I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is."

"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"