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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls have legs? ...ever seen the trail a slug leaves?"
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"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."
"*Comments on Facebook picture* ""That headband your baby is wearing really accentuates her baldness."""
"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."
"What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents"
"The other day a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."
"You can tell a lot about a person's personality by the type of car they drive. I haven't got one."
"Reasons to not go camping No.154: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world..."
"""Ducklings are baby ducks,"" I say as I set the appetizer on the table. ""Enjoy your dumplings, Ma'am."""
"Where are the Halloween jokes?"