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Joke of the Day

"SEO Expert walks into a bar... An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."

"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored"

"starting an indie band called Their Early Stuff"

"People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government"

"Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."

"When a teacher closes his eyes why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!"

"What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do? Hook up"

"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."

"What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible? Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus."

"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."