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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Edward get on the plane? Cause it was snowed-in."
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"What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name? Ah jihad to Betere. ^^Ah ^^you ^^had ^^to ^^be ^^there"
"want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'"
"My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone.."
"""It takes 2 to tangle."" - iPod ear buds."
"What does a black guy wearing a fedora say to greet people? Sup m'niggas"
"If you are Asian in the kitchen and African in the living room, then what are you in the bathroom? If you're in the bathroom, European."
"Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun's over."
"Yoda: Clouded, your future is. Anakin: Are you smoking pot again? Yoda: Six cheeseburgers, I want."
"I walked into a male underwear store for a quick second. I had a brief encounter."