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Joke of the Day
"Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad? From the looks of it, your dad won"
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"[christmas lights are being put up] Every moth ever: oh hell yeah"
"Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard."
"Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard"
"Just another day in Portland Oregon http://i.imgur.com/JL86MY3.png"
"In Hell, you're surrounded by people saying 'suposably' and 'irregardless.'"
"Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."
"What's the difference between you and an egg? The egg actually gets laid!"
"So I saw one of those ""Drink for Pink"" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy."
"How do you have a party in space? You planet."