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Joke of the Day
"My welcome mat says, ""Oh shit! Not you again!"""
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"What do you call a female manager? Miss. Management."
"I asked my wife if she wanted to watch a movie with Matthew McConaughey... She said it's not a Matthew McKindaDay."
"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"
"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""
"What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet"
"They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got"
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon"
"Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters."
"Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what"