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Joke of the Day

"A group of dogs walk into a University. They approach the receptionist who says, ""Hi, can I help you?"" ""Yeah,"" one of the dogs reply, ""We wanna see our Masters."""

"If you ever laugh so hard that your ass actually comes off, shit probably stops being funny real quick."

"I was pretty surprised when my son came home from university and announced that he's gay. He used to hate anal sex when he was little."

"What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader? *A Vader Cadaver*"

"I swear I won't be undressing you with my eyes again. That REALLY hurt!"

"Why did the sperm cross the road..? I accidentally put on the wrong sock today...."

"If your New Year's resolution involves less drinking or cursing, it involves less of me."

"What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam? A Quranosaurus."

"I ate something evil and it's killing me... I don't know whether to get an ex-lax or an exorcist"

"Frederick Douglass opened President Lincoln's mind to the plight of blacks. Name another person who opened Lincoln's mind. John Wilkes Booth."