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Joke of the Day

"I was pretty surprised when my son came home from university and announced that he's gay. He used to hate anal sex when he was little."

"Why did the blonde quit using the pill? Because it kept falling out."

"How many gays does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it."

"4 lawyers died in a car crash. Oops, sorry, wasn't supposed to put the punchline in the title."

"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese."

"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."

"What's the difference between a thief and a pervert? A thief ~~steals~~ snatches your watch, a pervert watches your snatch. EDIT: I've done fucked it up."

"Wanna know the best part about being in 10 year long marriages? Having sex with a different woman every year."

"Did you hear about the guy with the perfectly average facial features. I hear it was a mean look."

"Every 5 out of 6 people say Russian Roulette is fun... I wonder why the sixth guy hates it"