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Joke of the Day

"If you ever laugh so hard that your ass actually comes off, shit probably stops being funny real quick."

"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."

"I can never remember if X is hug and O is kiss or if it's the other way around, so sorry if our tic-tac-toe game starts off a little weird."

"Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode really..."

"What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f**king close to water."

"The reward for a job well done is more work."

"Oh, you're a fan of The Chainsmokers? Name 3 chains they've smoked"

"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""

"Why was the pencil in the toilet? It was a No. 2."

"How to dress like Lady Gaga: 1. Go to ikea. 2. Pick a object that doesn't belong on your head. 3. Put it on your head."