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Joke of the Day
"What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader? *A Vader Cadaver*"
Next Joke
"If Disney movies have taught me anything, it's that the whole ENTIRE world speaks English. Including animals and inanimate objects."
"What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom? The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!"
"Two Irish men walk into a bar.... What else is new?"
"What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms? Whatever you want"
"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"
"What's the difference between your dick and a joke? Nobody laughs at your jokes."
"Whats white and likes to shoot? Kevin Nash"
"I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them"
"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist"