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Joke of the Day

"Frederick Douglass opened President Lincoln's mind to the plight of blacks. Name another person who opened Lincoln's mind. John Wilkes Booth."

"What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ? Crossfit."

"What's the difference between sexy and kinky? Sexy is when you use the feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console? The Ex-Box"

"I made a gaffe about birth complications Well, that came out wrong."

"How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black."

"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""

"Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now... BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!"

"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could drive spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"I couldn't figure out why my data wasn't coming out like my classmate's, until I realized I dropped a square root in the formula. I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change."