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Joke of the Day

"I swear I won't be undressing you with my eyes again. That REALLY hurt!"

"I'm Russian When Stalin for food"

"What do you call a sick dictator? Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out..."

"How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits? They were impressive!"

"Jewish jokes. 1: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? - A dustpan 2: How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - Roll up her sleeve."

"Wanna meet Santa's little helper?"

"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."

"I love being excluded from things Should have got a green card"

"Asked the librarian for a book on the female G Spot. He couldn't find it."

"How much for these old batteries? For you? No charge."