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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road..? I accidentally put on the wrong sock today...."
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"What do you call nuts on the wall? - Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? - Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? - You're sucking a dick!"
"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?"
"You know what's better than having roses on your piano? Having tulips on your organ!"
"What do you call someone who worships Doritos? A chip monk."
"bae is acting so cute and imaginary tonight"
"My girlfriend left me when I refused to go the gym with her. It's a shame our relationship didn't work out."
"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The Gestapo. Gestapo who? Ve ask ze questions, schwein."
"Q: What lives in the sea and yells? A: A clam shouter."