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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam? A Quranosaurus."
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"A Rolex is just an expensive way to let everyone know you don't know how to check the time on your phone."
"Hell hath no fury like a pizza pocket that hasn't had proper cooling time."
"Chelsea asks Hilary to dinner 100k for a meet-and-greet, 250 to say hello and 400,000 for dinner."
"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"Kylo Ren: What was Vader like? Leia: He blew up my planet & killed everyone I loved. Kylo: Leia: Kylo: What was his stance on sideburns?"
"My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while."
"Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement."
"""That'll be $147,382."" - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air."
"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code"