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Joke of the Day
"Knock, Knock Whose there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget."
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"I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed."
"What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake... not MY fault"
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite '80s band? Foreigner"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The cock came first."
"Hey, smiling strangers. No thanks."
"What do you call a plane on a secret mission? In disguise."
"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."
"When and where do chemists have sex? Periodically, on the table."
"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""