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Joke of the Day

"A science graduate asks the question why? An engineering graduate asks the question how? An arts graduate asks, ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"Just wrote ""Rhanks"" to someone. Who am I? Scooby Doo?"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field!"

"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."

"What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady? Depends"

"What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !"

"Is the opposite of progress... ...congress?"

"Coughing problems -My wife is constantly coughing. We have tried everything and nothing helps. -Have you tried weed? -Yes, she is coughing and laughing."

"How about how some people are SO gothed out but still drive a Ford Focus and shit?! Make your vehicle goth or you ain't shit."

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."