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"What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !"
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"I recently won a punctuation competition. My prize was an apos-*trophy*."
"What's better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter."
"Saw my mate wanking today oops that was meant to say 'Wayne King', damn auto correct."
"What's the best way to get a Punjab in India? Hire a cunning linguist."
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