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Joke of the Day
"What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !"
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"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."
"Moths must love dying because they get to go towards the light. Ughh I just anthropomorphised moths with unverified human ideas about death."
"Good steak jokes are rare They are a rare medium well-done"
"Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781"
"What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch? It gets a lil' kick. :)"
"wife:Gotta go. You guys gonna be ok? me [making my Pop-Tart pop out of the toaster and trying to catch it] Come on! wife:9, you're in charge"
"What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach? A barffalo"
"Chopped beef and pea soup What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"
"This guy says he rides a bike 20 miles a day, and then runs 5 miles a day too. Yo bro, you gotta get a car."