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Joke of the Day

"What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !"

"Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears? He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear."

"POLICE: POLICE! OPEN UP! ME: My parents never loved me. POLICE: NOT EMOTIONALLY! OPEN THE DOOR! ME: That makes way more sense."

"Santa claus may only come once a year... But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!"

"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."

"I always carry a lighter in case I end up at an impromptu concert...or need to set someone's house on fire. Either way, I'm prepared."

"Yeah, I believe..... Yeah, I believe Indians should be given land. I believe in animal rights."

"Kid goes to buy weed for the first time. Kid: how much you want for that half ounce? Dealer: 4 20s Ill go hide in shame."

"What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."

"Racism is not a joke Lol, JKKK"