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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field!"
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"I hate pillow talk when I sleep alone. It just gets me down."
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"So I says to him I says, Rectum!? Damn near killed him!"
"Walked into Olive Garden, yelled ""I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN,"" then stormed out & slammed the door because when you're there, you're family."