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Joke of the Day
"What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady? Depends"
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"I keep an extra stash of tampons in my purse to launch at blowhards who punctuate the end of their sentence with the word, ""Period!"""
"How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences."
"A begger walks up to me... And asks, ""do you have a few extra dollars I can have?"" I said, ""I have a few dollars, but they aren't extra."""
"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"
"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"
"I am as a wake as a funeral."
"What is an umbrella doing in the shower? Practicing"
"Seafaring language makes me uncomfortable, so no, I would not like a chips ahoy cookie or any other maritime treats, thank you."
"Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure."