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Joke of the Day
"What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady? Depends"
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"Recently in my town there has been a lot of rain. A local church put this sign on the marquee: ""Tired of the rain?..."" ""... Come find the Son inside!"""
"I like my Jews... ...the way I like my coffee. Roasted."
"*Throws all 900 baby items in garbage* *Buys Magic 8 Ball* *Whispers*, This is how we raise you now."
"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."
"If I get bit by a vampire at this age, I'm going to be furious."
"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."
"What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth? A Concussion."
"how many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right ear, the left ear and the final frontier"
"A Mexican, a Jew, and a Italian walk into a bar..... The bartender looks up with a scowl and says..... Get the fuck out of here..."