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Joke of the Day

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."

"What are the voices in my head saying, I hear you all ask..."

"What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave? An Urn-ado."

"How can you tell the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care"

"Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done."

"Customer: ""How do I print my voicemail?"""

"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"

"What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear? Cashews."

"What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer? Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle..."

"Something so sad. A can of Coke getting crushed. It is soda pressing."