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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."

"911: What's your emergency? ""I put the Ford in affordable housing."" 911: Are you flirting? ""No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP"""

"Before you reply angrily at a tweet, just ask yourself if you'd yell at a retarded kid for screaming irrelevant shit into a megaphone."

"So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blood ! Blood who ? Blood brothers !"

"25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. Which is really scary because that means that 75% are running around untreated."

"A small bird made of oak Be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit? (Credit: Tim Vine)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road murdered the chicken's family."

"Greece just demanded royalties from all countries in the world for using democracy ""As for Russia, they don't have to pay us anything""- Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras clarified earlier today."

"I wrote a really cheesy joke today... Kso you're probably wondering what the joke is."