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Joke of the Day

"Just wrote ""Rhanks"" to someone. Who am I? Scooby Doo?"

"What do you call a man with no shin Toe knee"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip."

"Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one but he'll tell everybody."

"I wish they had an app that allows you to delete your number from other ppl's phones."

"When I got my first pube, I left it under the pillow for the Pube Fairy. He came. All over my pillow."

"Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving? becau"

"I'd tell you a cow joke... But it would be UTTERly horrible."

"[sees cute girl jog by] ""Imma run up and ask her out"" [one block later still not caught up] ""Ok, wow, we probably weren't soul mates anyway"""

"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."