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Joke of the Day

"Coughing problems -My wife is constantly coughing. We have tried everything and nothing helps. -Have you tried weed? -Yes, she is coughing and laughing."

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"I call bullshit, airport baby changing station! I wanted an Asian baby but I'm stuck with the white kid I flew in with."
"What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road? Dodged-a-Rango"
"What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range? Router Limits!"
"What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!"
"What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt? ""Hole is gonna be huge."""
"What was Hitler's favorite Yugioh card? Blue Eyes White Person"
"I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons"
"Its real cute how pedestrians confuse ""right of way"" with immortality."
"Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded"