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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of a taxi service for bears? Ubear."
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"What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire? A smoke aLaama."
"What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin? You flipper!"
"Observational humor isn't funny See?"
"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"
"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"
"*bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?"
"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"
"I'm neither going to heaven or hell. I'm coming straight back because Hindus believe in reincarnation."
"My hair's gone mad today if anyone needs a small furry animal smuggled anywhere."