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Joke of the Day
"Observational humor isn't funny See?"
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"The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike... I said, ""You must be joking, officer. My dog doesn't have a bike!"""
"What's the difference between Greece and a good software application? Greece doesn't have default settings!"
"Im on a first name basis with Madonna, and Cher"
"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope. Anyone else have good black jokes?"
"My microwave beeps if I don't open the door within 30 seconds of it stopping. I'm fat, microwave. I won't forget there's food in there."
"They should make a gym for cops, called ""Stop Resisting""."
"The more fanciful embroidery you have on the back pockets of your jeans, the less I value you as a person."
"What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough? No, I think I'd like some more-ay."
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"