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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin? You flipper!"
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"When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart."
"What does a Bird and a fridge have in common? They Can Both fly except the fridge."
"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"
"What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!"
"What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies."
"What does a doctor prescribe a hardcore porn actress, when her vagina is too swollen to work? Antifistamines."
"Tell your female friends that they can get 100 tampons for a dollar... No strings attached. For a limited period only."
"If these grapes were drugs I'd be overdosing like a child star of the 80s."
"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."