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Joke of the Day

"I'm neither going to heaven or hell. I'm coming straight back because Hindus believe in reincarnation."

"What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew An unmanned aircraft. Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)"

"""Kill two birds with one stone."" When in history was there a surplus of birds and a shortage of stones?"

"What's a pilots favourite artist? David Boeing."

"What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali? Too soon"

"Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans"

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America."

"Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy"

"If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!"

"Yo guys, does it smell like updog in here to you?"