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Joke of the Day

"*bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?"

"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"

"What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be? A nail gun"

"What the difference between a black guy and a donut? One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it"

"Every time you make a typo the errorists win."

"A recent study found that an estimated 25% of Republicans are on medication for mental illness. Why in the hell are we letting the other 75% go untreated???"

"Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)"

"Remember: Before you were Mommy's little darling you were Daddy's little squirt."

"""Operator, run this licence plate please Echo Alpha Tango Alpha Delta India Charlie Kilo"" - Me, if I was a cop on the day I got fired."

"I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent..... It s Ludacris"