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Joke of the Day
"My hair's gone mad today if anyone needs a small furry animal smuggled anywhere."
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"I served 2 years in Iraq Until they shut down the restaurant"
"What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer."
"Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip"
"Mondays are made for booze & antidepressants...ah hell, I'll just skip to the booze."
"Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends."
"Why is it easy to defeat an army of suicide bombers? There are no experienced ones"
"What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? Being told by your dentist"
"I can't believe I just found out R.E.M. split up. I suppose the rest of the band just weren't Michael's type."
"A farmer plants a field of dildos. What does he get? Squatters."