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Joke of the Day

"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"

"My friends laughed at me when I said ""No homo."" Now I have to find some other way to scold my boyfriend."

"What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"What do you call a bar in Star Wars? A space bar."

"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."

"A guy noticed his friend was late for work... ""Where have you been?"" he asked. ""To my mother-in-law's burial."" ""Then why the scratches on your face?"" ""She kept resisting, that old fart."""

"What kinds of boobs are popular in the workplace? Pos-tits."

"Airline food is getting worse and worse The passengers on the Germanwings flight said it tasted like they were literally eating rocks."

"What do you call an insect with magical powers? A spelling bee."

"Oh no! I forgot to refrigerate this German sausage! Now it's totally become a spoiled brat."