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Joke of the Day
"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"
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"When taking the SAT, write ""Chuck Norris"" for every answer. You will score over 8000."
"How do reptilians melt steel beams? thermite."
"Anti-jokes Does anyone have any good anti-jokes? I'll go first! Q:What's sad about four black men in a Cadillac driving off of a cliff? A:*They were my friends.*"
"people don't want art, they want garbage. and thats what i sell. i've been losing some business to the art store next door but thats a fluke"
"Some bastard stole my penis warmer off the washing line last night... I'm not bothered about the penis warmer, I would just like the 30 pegs back."
"Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die."
"I just found out I passed my drug test.... Which means my dealer has some explaining to do."
"My favorite thing about single people is how they champion being single till they like someone then they transform into a hypocritcalpotamus"
"Don't dwell on bad things that happened in your past. Focus on the terrible things that'll happen tomorrow."