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Joke of the Day

"If ANY of my posts have made even one person's day better,, then there's something seriously wrong with that person"

"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."

"In the future the only two jobs left are Uber driver and escape room planner."

"Best Black Friday Deal Trump selling out all his supporters at 70% off"

"Score! I just landed my summer job for this year - working at the zoo, circumsizing elephants They said the hourly pay isn't great, but the tips are ENORMOUS!"

"If 50 is the new 30, then Dead is the new 80."

"Just spilled red wine ALL OVER my insides."

"A study was just conducted to see what the #1 fear in humans is The results came back, and it's cats. But something seems a little off. They've only done testing on mice so far"

"Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end."

"Rectangle? It nearly KILLEDtangle. ...I could totally write for kids' shows."